This is the first time I’ve ever laid floor tile. I was quite nervous about it, and put the job off for about five months. I like the end results, but maybe this blog should be called how NOT to lay floor tile.Also, because I was the one doing the work and taking the pictures, I didn’t get any nice shots of the actual process. Something about not wanting to wreck my camera held me back.
Anyway, here’s what I did.
I read a bunch of books. I was going to list them all here, but have already packed them all away and can’t remember the titles.
Apparently what you are supposed to do is lay down a level, strong sub-floor. The books go into some detail about this. I didn’t because the surface I was working with was a level concrete.

I decided to use a decorative boarder rather than trust my ability to cut tile just right. That turned out to be a good decision for other reasons, too. I’ll say more about that next week.To get the pieces for the decorative boarder I went out to the back stoop and flung around a few tiles. They broke fairly nicely, but later I found it was possible to get a similar effect by abusing a tile cutter, and the tile cutter didn’t cause chipping.
Like a good cook, I laid out all the things I would need and double checked my list:
* Tile
* Mortar
* Water
* A bucket to mix the mortar in
* A trowel to mix and lay the mortar
* Another to smooth out then make the little ridges in the mortar
* Little blue thingies to keep the tile separated just right. (They looked so cute in the store I had to get them.)
* Grout
* Sponge
* Tile cutter
I’m wishing I had gone with the latex. It’s supposed to make the grout stronger. Again, I’ll tell you more about that later.
I laid the tile out in a rough pattern first to see how it would look. In the process I discovered the room is not perfectly square. I also discovered a decorative boarder doesn’t necessarily take care of the problem.
Afraid it would set me back another 6 months if I thought about it, I went ahead and mixed up the mortar.






Oh man, I know about laying tile. I won’t ever do it again, or have my husband try, either. Ours came out pretty well, but the whole not-square room was a killer.
Thanks for visiting my blog..if you want to comment you have to scroll to the absolute end of the post and click on “Comments.” I know, it’s hard to see, it is standard Blogger code and I am working on changing it. Thanks again for stopping by!
TLC
Comment by casadecruz — June 1, 2008 @ 1:10 am
Hi Alice,
That sounds like a lot of hard work, good luck with that.
In our bathroom we laid the easy tile that the back peels off, that kind that I think is made of some sort of plastic. It was easy just peel and stick, and I let my husband handle the edges, he’s fussier than I am anyway.
Janice~
Comment by Janice Seagraves — June 1, 2008 @ 1:15 am
Very hard job!!! I’d like to have time to learn to do the same at home! Thanks for visiting me audrey! You have a very nice blog!
Comment by claudie — June 1, 2008 @ 2:58 am
Casadecruz, you didn’t leave your link. If you had any idea how much I rely on the links people leave with their names on wordpress’s forms… *shaking head at self*
Janice, I have every intention of doing it again. My results were hardly professional, but I love the tile.
Thanks Claudie. It isn’t really all that hard.
Comment by aliceaudrey — June 1, 2008 @ 9:01 am
You are my HERO for even attempting this. Can’t wait to see the finished floor!
Comment by Unhinged (Andi) — June 1, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
I really need to learn to do a few house improvement projects. We need new flooring thru out the lower level. I’ll be looking for part 2.
Comment by Lara Lee — June 1, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
omg…the end of your blog post is ominous. It’s probably the best cliff hanger ending I’ve read in years. So WHAT happens????
Comment by jodi — June 1, 2008 @ 9:54 pm
WOW! What a woman! I hope to be as ambitious as you are when I grow up, but alas I am grown *(
There are awesome ideas for repurposing, resurfacing, nad redoing concrete at http://www.concreteideas.com
Comment by Concrete Diva — June 3, 2008 @ 11:58 am
I might have attempted something like this when I was younger and could still get up and down with ease, but now that I’m older, wiser, and have creakier joints…it ain’t gonna happen. I laughed when I read about the little blue thingies. With all the tiling they were doing at work this summer, we had little blue thingies everywhere!
Comment by Sasha Allgood — September 26, 2008 @ 1:55 pm