Alice’s Restaurant

January 3, 2007

More Naughtyness

Filed under: From the Mail Bag — aliceaudrey @ 11:38 pm

 The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff Meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one Pretty sharp boss!)

 When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having  Fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a Quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was  They had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra.  Slight variations were acceptable.

 About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a  Top 10 List.  With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the  week went very well for everyone !!

 The top 10 were:

 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

 8. Viagra, like a rock!

 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

 And the unanimous number one slogan:

 1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs

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5 Comments »

  1. BWAHAHAHA. I like those.

    Comment by Sara — January 4, 2007 @ 1:21 pm

  2. Screamingly funny! I needed that today.

    (Is it Friday yet????)

    Comment by Pam — January 4, 2007 @ 1:51 pm

  3. Friday? Ulp. Oh, good – it’s only Thursday.

    Alice

    Comment by aliceaudrey — January 4, 2007 @ 3:57 pm

  4. LOL! You know, I think I’ve seen that before, but it never gets old.

    Thanks Alice, I needed a laugh.

    Comment by Kelly — January 4, 2007 @ 4:04 pm

  5. I wouldn’t be surprised if you’d seen it more than once. It’s one of those things someone emailed to me.

    Alice

    Comment by aliceaudrey — January 4, 2007 @ 5:54 pm


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