Alice’s Restaurant

February 10, 2007

Moe and Joe

Filed under: From the Mail Bag — aliceaudrey @ 4:26 pm

This joke is probably going to sound morbid, taken in context.  But honest, it came in the mail yesterday and I thought what the heck.  I’ll share.  😀
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Two 90 year old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits him every day. One day
Moe says, “Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we played
minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor,
when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s
baseball there.”

Joe looks up at Moe from his death bed,” Moe, you’ve been my best
friend for many years. If it’s at all possible, I’ll do this favor for you.

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe is awakened from a sound
sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him,
” Moe–Moe.”

“Who is it?, asks Moe sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”

“Moe–it’s me, Joe.”

“You’re not Joe. Joe just died.”

“I’m telling you, it’s me, Joe,” insists the voice.”

“Joe! Where are you?”

“In heaven”, replies Joe. “I have some really good news and alittle
bad news.”

“Tell me the good news first,” says Moe.

“The good news,” Joe says,” is that there’s baseball in heaven.Better yet,
all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that,
we’re all young again. Better still, it’s always spring time and it never
rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and
we never get tired.”

“That’s fantastic,” says Moe. “It’s beyond my wildest dreams!

So what’s the bad news?

“You’re pitching Tuesday.”

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4 Comments »

  1. LOL!

    Thanks for the chuckle! I love it.

    Comment by Pam Skochinski — February 10, 2007 @ 6:19 pm

  2. I shared this one with my husband and he’s excited to know that there is baseball in heaven! LOL Thanks, that was cute.

    Laurie

    Comment by Laurie — February 12, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

  3. Glad you like it.

    Alice

    Comment by aliceaudrey — February 13, 2007 @ 12:57 am

  4. HA! Made me laugh.

    Comment by Donna — February 13, 2007 @ 4:10 pm


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