Alice’s Restaurant

May 23, 2007


Filed under: From the Mail Bag — aliceaudrey @ 10:27 pm

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.

He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber’s house. The phone didn’t ring right
away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to
ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning
and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing
the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
pissing and moaning.

Just thought you’d like to know.


  1. Okay — you had me there! Snicker!

    Comment by Ericka Scott — May 24, 2007 @ 10:29 am

  2. Ha! *snort* Poor doggy.

    Comment by sashacat — May 24, 2007 @ 12:36 pm

  3. What? No groans? Aw, come on.


    Comment by aliceaudrey — May 24, 2007 @ 5:29 pm

  4. Booooooo! Hiss! Okay… grooooan!


    Comment by Laurie — May 25, 2007 @ 5:41 pm

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