Did you hear the one about the woman who decided to try a popcorn dressing in her turkey? She decided to skip a step. She filled the bird with un-popped popcorn. Everything looked fine until the oven door burst open and the turkey shot across the kitchen, spewing popcorn like rocket fuel. She and her family had their Thanksgiving dinner at a Chinese restaurant.
On the task list for today – poke the turkey and see if it’s still frozen solid. Yep. I thought it would be.