Alice’s Restaurant

June 27, 2007

Travelling Woes

Filed under: From the Mail Bag — aliceaudrey @ 12:18 am

OK, not the best joke I’ve ever posted, but not the worst I’ll come up with either: You are driving in a car at a constant speed.  On your left side is a ‘drop off’, (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.  In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.  Behind you is a galloping zebra.  Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you.  What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

For the


 click and

drag your


from star to


* Get



ass off




round. *


  1. ha, ha, ha. . .

    Comment by Ericka Scott — June 27, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

  2. LOL! I think you meant for the punchline to be invisible until the drag? Good one, though!


    Comment by Laurie — June 28, 2007 @ 9:37 pm

  3. Laughed out loud. 🙂 My equilibrium would have me drunk without the aid of alcohol, but boy, what a ride!

    Comment by sashacat — June 30, 2007 @ 12:58 pm

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