Alice’s Restaurant

December 7, 2006

Naughty Joke. Don’t Read This.

Filed under: Day to Day Life, From the Mail Bag — aliceaudrey @ 3:57 pm

I get all kinds of things in my email.  Now and then I’m bound to share some of it with you.  Forgive me.

 Fred and Mary got married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s Mom and Dad’s for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, “No”.

Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

She replies, “No.” 

Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?”

His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

His mom says, “No.” He asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His mom replies, “Ok, now tell me what you think?”

He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”

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The things people email me.  *grin*

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Alice

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Avon FanLit

Filed under: FanLit — aliceaudrey @ 5:56 am

Apparently Avon liked one of my entries after all.  Scalawag! won “The Thrill Ride” award as “Best Action Sequence” in their Bottom 503 Awards.

I am honored and thrilled, but…  it wasn’t even my best entry.

Oh well.

Alice

Avon FanLit

Filed under: FanLit — aliceaudrey @ 5:56 am

Apparently Avon liked one of my entries after all.  Scalawag! got an honorable mention type award as “Best Action Sequence” in their Bottom 503 Awards.

I am honored and thrilled, but…  it wasn’t even my best entry.

Oh well.

Alice

Challenge 2 for FanLit

Filed under: FanLit — aliceaudrey @ 12:16 am

It is indeed going to be a Holiday story.  Any Holiday.  I’ve already put my dibs in on the 4th of July.  Maximum of 15,000 CHARACTERS including spaces, and no more than 3 submissions.  For details, click on FanLit Forever

Alice

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