Alice’s Restaurant

December 7, 2006

Naughty Joke. Don’t Read This.

Filed under: Day to Day Life, From the Mail Bag — aliceaudrey @ 3:57 pm

I get all kinds of things in my email.  Now and then I’m bound to share some of it with you.  Forgive me.

 Fred and Mary got married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s Mom and Dad’s for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, “No”.

Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

She replies, “No.” 

Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?”

His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

His mom says, “No.” He asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His mom replies, “Ok, now tell me what you think?”

He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”

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The things people email me.  *grin*

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Alice

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5 Comments »

  1. I worry about you Alice. The company you keep!

    *g*

    Comment by miladyinsanity — December 7, 2006 @ 5:43 pm

  2. Ooops! {snicker}

    Comment by Pam — December 7, 2006 @ 6:25 pm

  3. Just wait until you see what tasteless stuff I’ll put here if I ever figure out how to put a video on my blog the way Cat puts on hers.

    Alice

    Comment by aliceaudrey — December 7, 2006 @ 8:27 pm

  4. Alice — speaking of e-mail (and e-mail addresses), have you gotten Echelon Press’s Christmas Contest e-mail? I’ve seen it in various places. Haven’t decided to throw a story at it yet. If you haven’t seen the e-mail, let me know and I’ll e-mail it to you!

    Comment by Pam — December 8, 2006 @ 2:52 am

  5. Nope. Haven’t gotten it. You can send it to me at AliceAudreyWrite @ aol.com I’d love to see it.

    Alice

    Comment by aliceaudrey — December 8, 2006 @ 5:08 am


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